Top 10 Useless Christmas Gifts UK – Wall Calendars

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1. PopManko

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Pooping Cat, Funny Calendar 2024, Rude Pooing Cats Calendar Gifts, Silly Christmas Birthday Secret Santa Ideas Wall Monthly Calendar Planner Presents, Useless Stupid Gifts, A4 Multicolor

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PopManko #ad - Funny calendar 2024you will recieve 1pcs funny 2024 pooping cats wall calendar, including wire bind and hangar 13 pages printed single sided on high quality 250GSM paper card Size - A4. Monthly layout in hanging calendarOur month calendar features a practical and spacious monthly layout, providing enough room to write in all of your important dates and events.

From january to decemberlooking for a way to plan your year with a little bit of humor? This funny calendar covers January 2024 to December 2024 with hilarious picture for each month. Versatile useour wall calendar can serve as a couple calendar, family calendar, or personal planner, home planner 2024, friends calendar, year planner, making it a versatile addition to your life.

Our 2024 catss pooping in beautiful places calendar planner is a perfect novelty christmas, office work colleague, husband, birthday, secret santa gift for men, boyfriend. Secret santa gifts for menthis funny calendar 2024 will bring you joy and laughter every day of the year.
BrandPopManko #ad
ManufacturerPopManko #ad
Part NumberNK00194
ModelNK00194

2. MBB

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Secret Santa Gift, MBB Stretchy Father Christmas, Fun Present Stocking Filler

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MBB #ad - Super stretchy 12cm tall Father Christmas that can stretch up to five times its original size. Stretchy Father Christmas. A great stocking filler or gift for a party bag. Each pack contains 1 stretchy Father Christmas on a blister card.
BrandMBB #ad
ManufacturerMBB #ad
Weight0.09
Part NumberB07DKJD56C

3. Joyful Clan

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Funny Joke Pill Box Prank Gag Gifts for Men Funny Valentines Gifts for Him Secret Santa Novelty Xmas Gift Box Christmas Stocking Filler Birthday Gifts for Women Rude Silly Presents for Boyfriend Dad

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Joyful Clan #ad - 100% satisfaction: we guarantee you'll get a reaction when your boyfriend/girlfriend/co-worker/relative opens this novelty gifts for men - shock and laughter and a priceless look on their face. Novelty empty gift wrapper you can fill: this cleverly-designed box measures 11. 5x 6. 5x 2.

6cm - slightly bigger than a deck of cards. If this prank present doesn't make their day, simply contact us within 30 days for a no-quibble refund. Funny fathers day gifts for him: in a season of forgettable, unwanted xmas gifts, you'll have the one funny present that everyone will always remember. Double-warning: there are no pills in this joke gift package, nurse, NHS worker, just a super-realistic pharmacy bag and pill box that will fool any husband, doctor, carer or pharmacist. This is the ideal white elephant gift for 21st Birthday and April Fools day ; heck you can even try it on Mothers Day and Fathers Day if you dare.

A classic prank that this disagreeable person will never forget. If you want hilarious gifts for boyfriends look no further. Do not present this funny gag gift for adults to any snowflakes who can't laugh at themselves. You can put candy, cufflinks, tickets, chocolate, invitations, gift cards, vouchers, cash, an adult card game or even jewellery inside the EMPTY GIFT BOX. Prank remedy for a loved one: take a good-natured dig at the friend/relative/co-worker in your life who can be hard work.
BrandJoyful Clan #ad
ManufacturerEmperor Supplies Ltd #ad
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length16.7 cm (6.57 Inches)
Weight0.04
Width11.8 cm (4.65 Inches)
Part NumberSKN1
ModelSKN1

4. YLAB

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4 Kraft Christmas Money Wallets & Envelopes, Eco Packaging

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YLAB #ad - Each wallet features a unique Christmas design, making them a fun and festive alternative to traditional envelopes. Slits to contain gift cards and vouchers or cash. Eco-friendly: Product and packaging cardboard so widely recycled. Each wallet measures 16 x 9 cm and comes with white envelopes, making them convenient and ready to use. 4 festive christmas money wallets with envelopes - perfect for giving cash or gift cards as presents.
BrandYLAB #ad
ManufacturerYLAB #ad
Height0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length16 cm (6.3 Inches)
Weight0.15
Width9 cm (3.54 Inches)
Part NumberXC0022, 24, 31, 32
ModelXC0024

5. memo24

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Ideal Gag and Practical Joke Gift., The Perfect Stress Reliever for The Office/Home/School/Surgery/etc, Fun Laughs Sound Push Button, 12 Hilarious Laughs

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memo24 #ad - 2xaaa batteries included, so you are good to go right away. Real laughs, real people, real situations. Loud volume and high-quality CLEAR VOICE. On/off switch to turn off the button when not in use or when it’s in your bag.

Just keep pushing to hear the next laugh. Plays 12 recorded laughs with a push of a button. Push the button once to hear the next laugh or push it multiple times to get to your favourite laugh. Great gadget to entertain your guests at a party, to de-stress your co-worker, or as a GIFT to a friend or family member in case you run out of gift ideas. Ideal natural anti-depressant to bring down your stress levels at home, in the office/dorm room/class, at the medical/dental surgery, and more. You will not resist but laugh along. Each laugh lasts anywhere between 5s to 15s.
Brandmemo24 #ad
Manufacturermemo24 #ad
Height4 cm (1.57 Inches)
Length8 cm (3.15 Inches)
Width8 cm (3.15 Inches)
Part Numbersb-1

6. hongred

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Birthday Gifts for Her, 6 in 1 Pens Secret Santa Gifts for Men, hongred Multi Tool Pen Gifts for Men Stocking Fillers Gifts for Dad Gadgets for Mens Gifts for Christmas Gifts for Him, Teacher Gifts

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hongred #ad - Good quality - made of high-grade aluminum alloy to ensure quality and durability. For making notes, for measuring and screwing - available in many other colours - line width M 1. 0 mm -4 refills writing length: 2, as a touch pen, 000 m. Pens - the original multitasking ballpoint pen from hongred, with different scales, slotted / phillips screwdriver, centimetre and inch ruler, planning aid and tool box in one, 1:20 m and 1:50 m scale, tool pen, stylus and spirit level diameter: 10 mm - Overall dimensions: 150 x 10 mm diameter - packed in high-quality gift packaging.

Give joy - hongred stands for the transformation of current trends into sophisticated products, always with a focus on harmonious design and creativity. We provide quick and satisfactory customer service so you can buy with confidence.

No risk after-sale service - we guarantee a full refund within 60 days and free exchange. And to answer all questions about products and services. Funny gifts for men - this product is very suitable as a christmas gifts for women, ladies gifts, grandad gifts, stocking fillers for men, valentines day gifts, fathers day gifts, novelty gifts for men, gifts for men who have everything, boys and teenagers, dad gifts, graduation gifts, funny and beautiful gifts make people happy.
Brandhongred #ad
Manufacturerhongred #ad
Weight0.05 kg (0.11 Pounds)
Part NumberHRGY

7. The Calendar King

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Only Fans 2024 Wall Calendar A4 size, The Calendar King, 210mm x 297mm // Funny/Quirky/Christmas/Birthday/Gift Idea/Present/Novelty/Humour/Secret Santa/Year Planner/Office Gift

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The Calendar King #ad - Perfect for any location - office, kitchen, employee shift schedules, school, pub, hotel, project work schedules, and any busy environment. Stay organized and efficient with this all-in-one tool! Icons - we've got you covered with a delightful assortment of icons to jazz up your calendar! Now you can easily spot those special dates like birthdays and anniversaries.

Shaded weekends - our calendar accurately identifies weekends with unique shadings, so you can easily plan out your week without having to break out a ruler. Stay on top of your schedule and make every day count. It's all about maximizing every bit of space! Wiro bound - our calendars are meticulously crafted using the finest Renz wires, ensuring a durable and impeccable finish for your calendar. This versatile calendar is a must-have for managing staff rota, monthly work schedules, home, and work activities. Notes sections - make the most of your calendar with our optimized notes section, giving you extra space to jot down all your important thoughts and reminders.

They also make for the perfect touch of whimsy in a family gift, birthday surprise, or secret Santa present. Kickstart your year with our premium 2024 wall calendar! crafted on high-grade 250gsm silk card, it guarantees a sleek look that withstands the test of time with a vibrant colourful print finish - Elevate your space and stay organized in style! Get organised - this a4 size calendar 210mm x 297mm covers 12 months, running from January 2024 to December 2024.
BrandThe Calendar King #ad
ManufacturerFBA - CAL_ANG_11_A4 #ad
Part NumberCK100_only

8. The Calendar King

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2024 Wall Calendar // Funny/Quirky/Christmas/Birthday/Gift Idea/Present/Novelty/Humour/Secret Santa/Year Planner/Office Gift, Kim Jong-Un, The Calendar King

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The Calendar King #ad - Perfect for any location - office, employee shift schedules, project work schedules, hotel, kitchen, monthly work schedules, pub, home, and any busy environment. Notes sections - make the most of your calendar with our optimized notes section, giving you extra space to jot down all your important thoughts and reminders.

They also make for the perfect touch of whimsy in a family gift, birthday surprise, or secret Santa present. Stay organized and efficient with this all-in-one tool! Icons - we've got you covered with a delightful assortment of icons to jazz up your calendar! Now you can easily spot those special dates like birthdays and anniversaries. Stay on top of your schedule and make every day count. Shaded weekends - our calendar accurately identifies weekends with unique shadings, so you can easily plan out your week without having to break out a ruler. It's all about maximizing every bit of space! Wiro bound - our calendars are meticulously crafted using the finest Renz wires, ensuring a durable and impeccable finish for your calendar.

Kickstart your year with our premium 2024 wall calendar! crafted on high-grade 250gsm silk card, it guarantees a sleek look that withstands the test of time with a vibrant colourful print finish - Elevate your space and stay organized in style! Get organised - this a4 size calendar 210mm x 297mm covers 12 months, running from January 2024 to December 2024. This versatile calendar is a must-have for managing staff rota, school, and work activities.
BrandThe Calendar King #ad
ManufacturerCK-001-23 #ad
Part NumberCK-001-23

9. Boxer Gifts

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Boxer Gifts Old Age Past-It Notes | Funny Gift for Retirement Birthday Christmas Secret Santa, Pack of 1

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Boxer Gifts #ad - Lets get real – this is a novelty, joke shop product and is unlikely to make much of a difference to your hearing so don’t blame us when the grandkids continue to shout at you for being deaf! Who am i? what am i doing here? – find yourself asking these questions? memory like a goldfish? sorry to break it to you, retirement, you old git but you’re losing your marbles! Grab your past-it notes and never forget your essentials again! Never forget your essentials – perfect formulated and designed for old gits, these past-it notes ensure that you never forget essentials such as ‘get washed’ and ‘put your teeth in’ ever again! Hilarious old age gift – get a friend, family member or colleague approaching a milestone age? Whether it’s for a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday, Christmas or secret santa, these hilarious joke pants make a great gift that’s sure to make them laugh!.

BrandBoxer Gifts #ad
ManufacturerBoxer Gifts #ad
Height2 cm (0.79 Inches)
Length8.46
Width5.91
Part NumberBB1005
ModelBB1005
WarrantyStandard.

10. YOFIG

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Gifts for Dad, 9 in 1 Multi Tool Pen Gadgets for Men, Mens Gifts for Christmas, YOFIG Gifts for Men, Christmas Gifts for Men Who Have Everything, Secret Santa Gifts for Men, Stocking Fillers for Men

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YOFIG #ad - 9 in1 multifunctional pen: this pen has multiple functions, phone holder, screwdriver flat and cross, screen stylus, ruler mm/inch, spirit level and LED light, it can be used as ballpoint pen, bottle opener, whcih can help you deal with various situations.

Portable tool pen: lightweight ballpoint pen, backpacks, wallets, pants, belts, notebooks, folders, very worth carrying. No risk after-sale service: we guarantee a full refund within 60 days and a 12-month warranty. The recipient will like it very much. It's perfect secret santa gifts, christmas gifts, dad, grandad, him, fathers day gifts and valentines day gifts. High quality and durable: the product is made of high-quality materials, construction, DIY projects or outdoor hunting, boating, strong and light.

You can hang it on bags, shirts, etc. Perfect gifts for men: this product is very suitable as a gift for men, boys and teenagers. Fully meet the use of home decoration operations, woodworking, electrical appliances, auto repair, camping and fishing. And to answer all questions about products and services. It is also very suitable for homes and offices. We provide quick and satisfactory customer service so you can buy with confidence.
BrandYOFIG #ad
ManufacturerYOFIG #ad
Part Number1
Model1